I’ve been drinking for an hour now.
It’s just me and my neighbor’s dog.
Does he think in English, or in dog noises?

The smell of books. Yes.

(Reblogged from tofancosmin)

Nicknames make everyone more personable:

Barack Hussein Obama —> Barry

Rafael Edward Cruz —> Ted

Carlos Ray Norris —> Chuck

Anthony David Weiner —> Carlos Danger

Well, almost…

nprfreshair:

David Edelstein reviews “The World’s End,” the third flavor of the “Cornetto” trilogy from writer-director Edgar Wright and actor-writer Simon Pegg:

But they’re still lowbrow and fun! The last half-hour of The World’s End is one killer set piece after another, the action brilliantly staged and shot in Wright’s syncopated percussive hyperbolic style. The all-star cast is perfection. The ending is antic yet somehow judicious. Those wise fools Wright and Pegg have made the year’s most uproarious movie.

(Reblogged from nprfreshair)

nprfreshair:

We’re easing into Monday…

A couple leaves their jobs to build a house of windows in the mountains of West Virginia.

Watch the video here

via This is Colossal

(Reblogged from nprfreshair)
If this can’t make you smile I don’t know what will. 

If this can’t make you smile I don’t know what will. 

THE EVOLUTION OF THE GEEK